I'm a librarian who loves anime, manga, and reading a wide variety of genres.
Now it's time for a ridiculous short story in which Roy Mustang helps his men investigate rumors of ghosts hanging around a warehouse that doesn't exist. If I remember right, this was turned into a filler episode in the first anime series as well.
I should hopefully be able to finish this today, although probably not soon enough to use it for my Kill Your Darling guess. As far as that goes, I think I can manage The Murder of Roger Ackroyd in time.